Sometimes you just need a good laugh. Students need it too. Whether it’s a laugh about the classroom, students, equipment, or teachers, these school jokes for kids are perfect to incorporate when you need a little humor during the day.
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Jokes about school subjects
1. What is Snake’s favorite subject at school?
Hiss hiss story.
2. What is the witch’s favorite subject at school?
spell.
3. Why is history a fun subject?
Because there are many dates.
4. What is so refreshing about your chemistry class?
experimenters.
5. Why are students sad in math class?
Because there are so many problems.
6. What is your favorite butterfly subject?
Mosematics.
7. Why did the student throw the clock out the school window?
She wanted to watch time pass.
8. Why do fireflies do poorly in school?
This is because the brightness is not enough.
9. Why are chemists good at problem solving?
They have all the solutions.
10. Why did the scientist remove her doorbell?
She wanted to win the Nobel Prize.
classroom and school supplies jokes
11. Which school supplies are king in the classroom?
ruler.
12. Why was Broom late for school?
he went too far.
13. Why were the eggs thrown out from the classroom?
That’s because I kept talking about the yolk.
14. What does your computer do for lunch?
I have a part-time job.
15. What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Looks sharp!
16. What do you call a classmate who keeps a dictionary in his pants?
Smarty pants.
17. Why is a calculator a great friend?
You can always count on us.
18. Where is the best place to grow flowers at school?
In kindergarten.
19. What is Chalkboard’s favorite drink?
Hot charcoal.
20. What does Thesaurus eat for breakfast?
Synonym role.
21. What do I need to go to high school?
Ladder.
22. What do you do with books in winter?
I’ll put on my jacket.
23. Why is there no clock in the library?
Because that’s too much.
24. What did the paper say to the pencil?
Please write!
25. Why did Square and Triangle go to the gym?
To maintain your body shape.
26. What school supplies are you most tired of?
knapsack.
27. Which state is called the Land of Pencils?
Pennsylvania.
28. Who is the computer classroom superhero?
screen saver!
29. What did the paper say to the pen?
you have good points.
30. What is black when clean and white when dirty?
blackboard.
31. Why did the stapler break away from paper?
I felt like I was too attached to it.
32. What did the pencil say to the sharpener?
“Please stop running in circles with me!”
33. Why was glue a problem in schools?
I couldn’t follow the rules.
34. What is Eraser’s life motto?
“Everyone makes mistakes!”
35. Why were notes so popular?
It contained all the correct lines.
36. What did the highlighter say in the textbook?
“I will bring out the best in you.”
teacher and principal jokes
37. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school?
Because the students were very smart.
38. Why did the teacher jump into the pool?
He wanted to test the waters.
39. What would you do if the teacher looked at you?
Pick it up and roll it!
40. Who is everyone’s best friend at school?
Principal.
41. Why did the teacher draw on the window?
Because he wanted his lessons to be very clear.
42. Why do music teachers need a ladder?
To reach the high notes.
43. What are the 10 things a teacher can always count on?
their fingers.
44. How did the music teacher get locked out of the classroom?
Her keyboard was on the piano.
45. Why are music teachers good at baseball?
Because they have perfect pitch.
46. Which US state has the most math teachers?
Massachusetts!
47. Why did the principal start a gardening club?
To help students grow.
48. Which is your math teacher’s favorite tree?
geometry tree.
49. Why did the teacher wear a helmet during class?
She taught a “crash” course.
50. What did the music teacher say to the class?
“Let’s find harmony in learning!”
school jokes about animals
51. Why did the dog do so well in school?
Because it was the teacher’s pet.
52. Why are fish so smart?
Because they live in the school.
53. What time would Godzilla come to school?
It’s time to run!
54. How do fish go to schools?
Mr. Octopus!
55. What do spiders do on the Internet?
Create a website.
56. What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
thesaurus.
57. What did the buffalo say when it dismounted?
bison.
58. What contest does the skunk win at school?
Stinky bees!
59.What is Frog’s favorite year?
leap year.
60.Which animal cheats on exams?
Cheetah.
61. How do bees go to school?
About school topics.
math and numbers jokes
62. Why is 2 + 2 = 5 like the left foot?
That’s not correct.
63. How can I make 7 an even number?
By removing S,
64. Why do we measure snakes in inches?
Because I don’t have legs.
65. Why are circles overqualified?
There are 360 degrees!
66. Why do obtuse angles always turn over?
Because that can never be right.
67. Why was the equal sign so humble?
Because I knew that I was neither smaller nor bigger than anyone else.
68. Are monsters good at math?
Not unless you’re Count Dracula.
69. Why do parallel lines never intersect?
Because they never meet.
70. What did the triangle say to the circle?
“You are meaningless.”
71.Why do plants hate mathematics?
Because we get the square root.
72. Why did the student do the multiplication problem on the floor?
Because the teacher told me not to use the desk.
science and technology jokes
73. How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
There are so many rings!
74.Why didn’t Taiyō go to university?
Because you already have a lot of degrees.
75. When do student astronauts eat?
During launch time.
76. How do astronauts organize parties?
They are planets.
77. What do you call a bunch of iron atoms at Carnival?
It’s an iron wheel.
78. Why can we never trust atoms?
They make up everything.
more school jokes
79. Which letter in the alphabet has the most water?
“C”
80. What do elves learn at school?
Elf Abet.
81. Why do magicians do well in school?
They are good at asking trick questions.
82.Why did the child eat his homework?
Because my teacher said, “It’s all breakfast.”
83. What kind of school does the surfer attend?
Boarding school.
84. How many letters are there in the alphabet?
11: Alphabet.
85. Why did Jellybean go to school?
To be smart.
86. What school do you have to drop out of to graduate?
Skydiving school.
87.Why did the girl do her homework on the plane?
To achieve higher education.
88. Why can’t pirates learn the alphabet?
Because they keep getting lost in C.
89. What should be grown in the school garden?
Human beans.
90. Which school does Ice Cream Man go to?
Sunday school.
91. Which school building is the tallest?
Because there are so many stories in the library.
92. Which letter in the alphabet is the smartest?
(Wise) Ys.
93. What is the coolest letter in the alphabet?
A.C.
94. Why couldn’t the skeleton go to school?
His heart wasn’t in it.
95. Why were math books served at lunch in the cafeteria?
Because I wanted to expand the menu.
96. Why did the student bring a pillow to class?
Because they were learning peaceful thinking.
97. How does the brain stay healthy?
It makes me think a lot.
98. Why don’t books make great comedians?
Because they are always judged by their cover.
99. What is the shortest month of the year?
May — It’s only 3 letters.
100. How much does a rainbow weigh?
Not by much, but it’s actually pretty light.
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