Need to bring a little humor into your study space? These jokes for teens are clean, cheesy, and a great way to lighten the mood. As always, be sure to review this list and make sure it aligns with your values and preferences before sharing.
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classic jokes for teens
1. What are teenagers who don’t grow up called?
Constantine.
2. Why do music teachers need ladders?
To reach the high notes.
3. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?
It’s a stick.
4. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
Just in case he made a hole-in-one.
5. Even though you travel all over the world, what is the one thing that stays in one corner?
It’s a stamp.
6. What is the difference between ignorance and indifference?
I don’t know and I don’t care.
7. What makes acne such a prisoner?
Because they keep breaking!
8. Why do pirates have to learn the alphabet?
Otherwise, you will lose with C.
9. What can you catch but not throw?
your breath.
10. What is the most popular perfume among 12 to 18 year olds?
youth.
11. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand on its own?
Because I was tired twice.
12. Why did the man fall into the well?
Because he couldn’t see it very well.
13. What do you call a six-pack snowman?
Snowball in the abdomen.
animal jokes for teens
14. Why is the frog always so happy?
They will eat anything that gets in their way.
15. What happens if the frog’s car breaks down?
The toad will move away.
16. Where do cats go swimming?
Kitty’s pool.
17. Can you let the cat out?
Why is it burning?
18. What time does the duck wake up?
A jerk at dawn.
19. What did the duck say when he bought the lipstick?
“Please put it on the bill.”
20. How many times can you tickle an octopus to make it laugh?
10 tickling.
21. What animal hates hiding the most?
Leopard. They are always discovered.
22. What do you call a cow without a GPS?
Adderley lost.
23. What do you call pig rash?
Hogwarts.
24. How do you communicate with fish?
Drop it a line.
25. What do you call a mountain of cats?
Nyatan.
26. What do you call an insignificant elephant?
no way.
27. What do you call a crocodile wearing a vest?
Investigator.
28. What do you call a grizzly bear with bad teeth?
Gummy bear.
29. Why can’t Tyrannosaurus clap its hands?
Because they became extinct.
30. How do penguins build their houses?
Igloo together.
31. Why can’t I hear pterodactyl sounds in the bathroom?
Comes with silent P.
food jokes for teens
32. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese.
33. How do evil chickens reproduce?
They lay devil eggs.
34. What kind of tea is difficult to drink?
Reality tea.
35. What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
Carrot.
36. Why did the student eat his homework?
Because the teacher told him it was easy.
37. What kind of milk does a spoiled cow produce?
rotten milk.
38. What did you say when you pinched the grapes?
Nothing, just started whining.
39. Why is ice cream invited to every party?
Because it’s cool and sweet.
40. Why are eggs bad at telling jokes?
They always clash with each other.
41. What do you call fake spaghetti?
“Inpasta”.
42. Where does Fruit go on vacation?
Pierce.
43. Where can I learn how to make ice cream?
Sunday school.
44. Why did the tomatoes turn red?
Because I could see the salad dressing.
45. What is orange and red and full of disappointment?
High school pizza.
46. Where does Hamburger go on a date for a romantic dance?
Meatball.
math jokes for teens
47. What is 12 + 78 / 3 × 54 + 66?
My head hurts.
48. Why were the math books no good?
There were many problems.
49. Why don’t I worry about passing math?
Because it’s easy as pie.
50. If you have 13 apples in one hand and 10 oranges in the other, what do you have?
big hands.
51. Why was the equal sign so humble?
Because I knew that I was neither smaller nor bigger than anyone else.
52. How can I make 7 an even number?
Just remove the “s”.
53. Why does a math class resemble a forest?
It is full of natural logs.
54. Why did Two Four skip lunch?
They are already 8 people.
55. What is your math teacher’s favorite type of tree?
geometry.
56. Why not discuss 90 degree angles?
Because it’s always true.
57. Why did the student wear glasses during math class?
To improve segmentation.
58. Why was the calculus teacher always tired?
She has run out of functions.
59. Why don’t students trust their math teachers?
Because they’re always up to something.
science jokes for teens
60. What part of the eye works best?
Student.
61. What is the only reason you can’t trust atoms?
They make up everything.
62. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They have no courage.
63. What to do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Keep trying until you get a response.
64. What did one DNA strand tell the other DNA strand?
“Do these genes make me look fat?”
65. Why did chemists break up with biologists?
There was no chemistry.
66. What did limestone say to the geologist?
“Don’t think I’m granite!”
67. What is a physicist’s favorite food?
Nuclear fission chip.
68. What would you do with a sick chemist?
If you can’t use helium or curium, barium may be fine.
69. How do scientists freshen their breath before a big test?
Comes with experiment mint!
School and homework jokes for teens
70. What is your favorite country?
explanation.
71. Why did the child bring a ladder to school?
he wanted to go to high school.
72. What did the paper say to the pencil?
“Please keep writing!”
73. Why is history so cool?
There are many dates.
74. What do you call a teacher who doesn’t fart in public?
Private tutor.
75. What is the most important subject that witches study in school?
spell.
76. Why did the student throw the clock out the window?
To watch time fly by!
77. Why did Homework call the police?
Because I was bitten by a dog.
78.Why didn’t Pencil do his homework?
It felt a little pointless.
79. Why did the student bring scissors to school?
To cut classes.
80. What is a ghost’s favorite homework?
Book reports.
sports jokes for teens
81. How are magicians similar to hockey players?
They can both score hat-tricks.
82. How do basketball players always stay calm?
They are sitting near the fans.
83.Why did the soccer players bring strings to the game?
Just in case you need to tie.
84. Why was the basketball team so messy?
They were always dribbling on the court.
85. What do you call a pig that plays basketball?
ball pig.
86.Why shouldn’t tennis players play hide-and-seek?
They make a racket.
87. What stories do basketball players talk about?
Expensive story.
88.Why did the soccer team go to the bank?
To get their quarterback.
89. What is a cheerleader’s favorite drink?
root beer.
90. Why did the track runner get promoted?
He was always striving for more.
91. Why don’t basketball players go on vacation?
They don’t want to be invited to travel.
92. What is a boxer’s favorite part of a joke?
ending.
nature jokes for teens
93. How do mountains stay warm during the winter?
Snow crown.
94. When is the best day to go to the beach?
Sunday.
95. How does the moon cut its hair?
It erodes it.
96. Can February become March?
No, but April and May.
97. Why did the teacher go to the sea?
To test the waters.
98.Why did the tree undergo therapy?
The problem had too many branches.
99. What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, they just waved.
100. Why are mountains always so interesting?
Because it’s a hilly area.
101. What did Tree wear to the pool party?
Those swimming trunks.
102.What is Tornado’s favorite game?
Twister!
103. Why did the sun go to school?
To make it even a little brighter.
104. What tree can fit in your hand?
palm tree.
105. What does the cloud wear under its clothes?
Thunder wear.
106. Why did the river separate from the sea?
It felt as if they were separated.
pop culture jokes for teens
107. What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married?
Fayonce.
108. How do Minecraft players celebrate?
They have a block party.
109. How did the hipster’s mouth get burned?
He ate pizza before it got cold.
110. What music do balloons hate?
pop.
111. Why did Harry Potter suddenly go bald as a teenager?
He lost Hedwig.
112. What do American college students call hiking?
Walking debt.
113. Why did Spider-Man’s girlfriend break up with him?
Because she felt he was too clingy.
114. Why did Iron Man become a great parent?
Because he always said, “I love you 3,000 times.”
115. Why is Pikachu a terrible detective?
Because he always shocks the witnesses.
116. Why doesn’t Voldemort use social media?
He can’t find any followers!
117. Does Darth Vader like toast?
Dark side.
Technology jokes for teens
118. What do computers eat?
Microchip.
119. What do you call a belt with a watch attached to it?
Waste of time.
120. Why are spiders so know-it-all?
They are always on the web.
121. How are parties held at NASA?
They are planets.
122. What did one light bulb say to the other light bulb?
Is Watt awake?
123. Why did the computer go to the doctor?
It contained a virus.
124. Why was my smartphone running slow?
Signal lost.
125. Why do robots never panic?
They have nerves of steel.
126. Why were computers good at making friends?
I always knew how to network.
127. Why do programmers prefer dark mode?
This is because light attracts insects.
128. Why did my computer feel disgusting?
There were too many cookies.
129. How did the computer work when it got cold?
I froze.
seasonal jokes for teens
130. Why did the skeletons refuse to celebrate Halloween?
I didn’t have the courage.
131. Why isn’t anyone friends with Dracula?
his neck hurts
132. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
frostbite.
133. Why did the Scarecrow win the award?
Because he was on the field.
134. Why did the turkey join the band?
Because there were drumsticks!
135. What is the old snowman called?
puddle.
136. Why was the elf so confident?
He respected the great elves!
137. Why are Christmas trees so bad at knitting?
They always end up dropping the needle.
138. What is Santa’s favorite music?
rap music.
139. Why do ornaments love Christmas?
They can hang out with all the lights.
140. What did the gingerbread man put on his bed?
Cooking sheet.
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