A good laugh can make all the difference in the classroom. When boredom strikes or you feel demoralized, laughter is the best medicine. Some jokes can even enhance student learning. Need some kid-friendly humor to get you in the mood? We’ve got you covered! A list of cheesy teacher jokes you can share with your students.
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English Arts and Reading Teacher Jokes
From ABC to dictionaries, here are some funny jokes you can use in your classroom.
1. You can never go wrong with alphabet puns.
2. This is a joke you might need to look into.
Thesaurus Rex.
3. What a know-it-all.
thesaurus.
4. This is for those who want to fly unnoticed by radar.
5. Do you want to tell a joke? The best!
Be!
6. A little more advanced ELA humor.
relative clause.
7. Do you know the longest word?
Smile – There is a mile between the first letter and the last letter.
8. It’s just buzzing.
Spelling bee!
9. One dictionary joke every day…
I’m speechless.
10. Break up the lesson with some laughter.
They are too possessive.
11. One joke contains all the tenses.
I was very nervous.
12. An English teacher came into the courtroom…
They both say sentences.
13. I love cheesy grammar jokes.
“I’m there.”
14. This is too literal.
Mei: There are only three letters.
15. Difference between cat and comma…
There are claws on the tips of the feet. The other is the pause at the end of a clause.
16. It’s been a while.
2B.
17. What do you call an English teacher who is addicted to social media?
Instagrammer.
18. Just kidding.
Absolutely not.
math teacher jokes
With jokes about angles, rays, numbers, and of course pi, mathematics is arguably the most joke-filled field of all.
19. I don’t think there is a teacher who has a favorite snake…
Peason.
20. What does your math teacher enjoy climbing?
Geom tree.
21. Food for Thought.
Because it’s 789.
22. Talk about fractions and decimals.
Because he must be converted.
23. Is the lack of pi a math joke?
Because I didn’t know when to stop.
24. Interesting math problems.
Big hands!
25. That’s a very sharp joke.
Because it was a sharp angle.
26. Statistics fraud.
That was a “mean” way of saying it.
27. Money jokes only make money.
Earn cents!
28. When a math teacher travels…
Times Square.
29. Interesting from any angle.
Because it’s always 90 degrees.
30. End the year with a math joke.
summer!
31. King of fractions.
Henry 1/8.
32. A friend who loves math.
algebra.
33. Geometry laughs…
Everyone was feeling unwell.
34. Algorithmic jokes.
Because you can use algorithmic rhythm!
35. Jokes for all math tools.
Weapons for teaching mathematics.
36. Where do mathematicians end up?
With symmetry.
37. All math teachers have problems!
Because it’s full of problems!
38. Can an old math teacher die?
You just lose some functionality.
39. Jokes for trigonometric teachers.
Because they can use sin and cos to get a tan.
40. Measurement?Monarch? Same difference!
ruler.
41. That’s one way to create departments.
With Caesars!
42. Is there such a thing as a sad math joke? Yes!
Because they’ll never meet.
43. A little fashion and math humor.
“I like your belt.”
44. Mathematics can be weird.
A number that is not divisible by 2.
45. It’s all about self-worth.
you are meaningless
46. A direct approach is often best.
Let’s stop circling around and get to the point.
47. Nutrition is important.
square meal.
48. We all get emotional sometimes.
Because he’s never right.
49. Why did the geometry teacher go to the sea?
To capture light rays and angles.
Social Studies, History, and Geography Teacher Jokes
There’s a lot to talk about in social studies, including geography, ancient history, and modern history, so it’s no wonder there are some funny jokes.
50. Talk about dark times.
There were many knights.
51. A little history joke.
Hiss story.
52. A nod to geography.
We have to draw the line here!
53. One joke tells the whole world.
It’s a stamp.
54. Tsar’s joke.
Tsarbucks.
55. Location matters.
It’s at the bottom.
56. Geography for Laughter.
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
57. What a coincidence!
We have the same middle name!
58. Legendary joke.
he’s a legend.
59. Geography jokes.
Because it’s a hilly area.
science teacher jokes
Science teacher jokes are definitely funny and bond with students (get it?).
60. Who doesn’t like helium?
helium. I can’t talk about it enough!
61. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
62. Science and ELA Jokes.
she can’t stop it.
63. A biologist takes a photo…
Selfie.
64. This pun is deep.
Hold on, I’ll do some digging.
65. Come back to your senses.
I can smell something between us!
66. Why not crack this joke this fall?
For standing out in your field.
67. Biology and Halloween jokes rolled into one.
Because he didn’t have a body to go with.
68. Organic chemistry jokes?Yes, please.
Oh, oh, acid.
69. A good attitude always helps.
70. What is the cost of a neutron?
there is nothing. It’s free.
71. What do you call the second place trophy in an astronomy contest?
It’s a constellation award.
MORE: 65 Funny Chemistry Jokes and Puns
music and art teacher jokes
Incorporate humor into music and art classes.
72. For me, it’s the rank of pirate!
Ahhh!
73. At least it’s not a math problem!
A very high-pitched man.
74. Just like tuning a piano.
Because the key is inside.
75. A little Bach humor.
Bach is back in the saddle.
76. Sounds like the perfect destination.
Florida Keys.
77. What is your favorite type of music?
Classic.
78. Why did the music teacher climb the ladder?
To reach the high notes.
teacher free time jokes
Here are some jokes about students spending time on the playground, on the bus, and around school.
79. A little playground humor.
To go to other slides!
80. Jokes that will go viral.
They talk about school.
81. We have to catch them first!
You poke him.
82. Why was the cafeteria clock running late on the first day?
It kept going back to 4 seconds ago.
83. Why was Echo detained?
I kept replying.
84. What did Buffalo say at school pick-up?
bison.
cheap jokes about teachers
Of course, teachers can also laugh at themselves.
85. Sometimes you just need all the help you can get.
Because the lesson needs to be clear.
86. But don’t overexplain it.
explanation.
87. Cheerful jokes.
That’s because it was a time when “bright” ideas were needed.
88. Cool teacher jokes!
Because the students were very smart.
89. Unless it’s a national exam!
To test the waters.
90. They know how to help things grow.
Kindergarten teachers.
91. Maybe we all need a vacation.
I’m absentminded.
92. What do you call a teacher who never frowns?
He’s a good ruler.
93. Jokes for Kindergarten.
Because they were kindergarteners.
94. Traveling as a librarian.
Because it was overbooked.
More Cheesy Teacher Jokes
These jokes made my students laugh and roll their eyes, so I had to include them.
95. Never say homework is easy.
Because the teacher told him it was easy.
96. Please spit it out already.
“I just did it!”
97. Time is not always on your side.
Unfortunately, all the students die.
98. It’s a cheap joke.
Waste of time.
99. See you later, Crocodile!
It’s an investigator!
100. At least they’re honest!
not much.
101. It’s in the name.
Pennsylvania.
102. Boyd Jokes.
I had left the window open.
103. That’s sharp!
“That’s a sharp expression!”
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