Science can be a heavy subject. Whether you’re learning or teaching, deep thinking can cause your brain to spasm. Thankfully, science can also be quite humorous. Here are some of our favorite cheesy science jokes and funny memes to share with your students. These science jokes are just the formula you need for a quick laugh.
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biology jokes
1. Why did bacteria pass through the microscope?
To move to another slide.
2. Two blood cells met and fell in love.
Oh, it all had context.
3. What do you call a self-portrait of a biologist?
Selfie.
4. What does a phlebotomist say before drawing blood?
B Positive!
5. What do protons and life coaches have in common?
They know how to stay positive.
6. What did helpless T cells say when faced with infection?
Are there antibodies?
7. Why do researchers look forward to Friday?
They can carry genes and work.
8. Why did physicists break up with biologists?
There was no chemistry.
9. Why do plants hate algebra?
That gives them the square root.
10. Why was Mushroom invited to all the parties?
Because he was a fungus.
11. What do you call a cow without legs?
Ground beef.
12. Why did the fish blush?
Because I could see the bottom of the sea.
13. What did one DNA say to the other DNA?
Do these genes make you look fat?
14. Why did the amoeba fail the math test?
Because it increases by dividing.
15. What did the femur say to the patella?
I got down on my knees!
chemistry jokes
16. I was reading a book about helium.
Couldn’t put it down!
17. Why is the pH of YouTube so stable?
This is because it is constantly buffering.
18. What do you call acid with attitude?
Oh, oh, acid.
19. Why are chemists good at problem solving?
They have all the solutions.
20. We lost an electron!
Are you positive?
21. What did the scientist say to the chemist whose lab smelled like eggs?
sorry.
22. Where did the chemist have lunch?
On the periodic table.
23. Why did chemists put up posters of the periodic table everywhere?
It made him feel like he was coming into his own.
24. Why is combining protons and electrons to make neutrons so popular?
It’s free.
25. What is your favorite element of pirates?
Oh argon.
26. Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
It’s cheaper than the daily rate.
27. What do you do with a dead chemist?
barium.
28. Why do elements make terrible friends?
They are always responsive.
29. Why are metals gentle?
It does not easily become an alloy.
30. Why does sodium decompose with chlorine?
Because it felt salty.
31. Why were the molecules so gentle?
It was a stable relationship.
32. What is a chemist’s favorite plant?
Elemint.
33. Why is it not allowed to gossip in chemistry class?
Too many reactions.
34. Want to hear a potassium joke?
tree!
geology jokes
35. What did you say when one plate collided with another plate?
“I’m sorry, it’s my fault!”
36. What did limestone say to the geologist?
Don’t think I’m granite!
37. Why don’t geologists like scary movies?
Because they are petrified.
38. How do geologists ask each other?
They say, “Are you a carbon sample?” Because they want to date you. ”
39. What does Rock want to be when he grows up?
A little rock.
40. What did the earthquake say to the volcano?
You’re a mess!
41. Why are mountains so interesting?
Because it’s a hilly area.
42. What is the geologist’s favorite type of music?
rock.
43. Why are some rocks so easygoing?
They are deposits, dear.
44. Why can’t we play hide and seek with mountains?
Always reach the peak.
45. Why are geologists so calm?
They just take everything into the formation.
physics jokes
46. Group protesting in front of physics lab:
what do we want? Time travel! When do you want it? It’s irrelevant!
47. Light travels faster than sound, so…
People may seem cheerful until they hear the story.
48. Why does a hamburger have less energy than a steak?
The hamburger is in its ground state.
49. Why is the diet advice to “eat light” dangerous?
That’s how it becomes a black hole.
50. How can I throw a party in space?
you are a planet
51. What did the proton say to the electron to start the fight?
I’m tired of your negative thinking.
52. Why are atomic jokes not believable?
They are constantly developing nuclear weapons.
53. How do photons travel?
They use light rail.
54. What is the physicist’s favorite amusement park ride?
Gravitron.
55. How are parties held in space?
Invite all stars.
56.Why did Neutron undergo treatment?
A meltdown was occurring.
57. What did a quantum physicist say to a stressed student?
“Don’t worry, it’s all relative.”
58. Why can’t physicists use telephones?
This is because it cannot withstand static electricity.
59. Why did the physicist bring a ladder to class?
To reach new heights in learning.
60. How do physicists maintain their body temperature?
They are standing next to absolute zero.
common science jokes
61. How do you cut the ocean in half?
Comes with a seesaw.
62. What do computers like to eat?
Chips.
63. What can you run but not walk?
water.
64. Why did the scientist take out the doorbell?
He wanted to win the Nobel Prize.
65. Why didn’t the skeleton go to the ball?
Because I didn’t have the body to wear it.
66. What kind of hair does the sea have?
Wavy hair.
67. What tree can fit in your hand?
palm tree.
68. Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
He didn’t have the courage.
69. How did the clouds determine the age of the fog?
Because he was a very down-to-earth person.
70. What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?
You may have graduated, but I have a higher degree.
71. What type of book is the most difficult to get through?
friction book.
72. How do scientists freshen their breath?
Comes with experiment mint!
73.What is Tornado’s favorite game?
Twister!
74. What do you call it when your science teacher lowers your grade?
Biodegradable.
75. Why can we never trust atoms?
They make up everything.
76. Why is the sea salty?
The land never wavers.
77. What did the science book say to the math book?
I have a problem.
78. What sound does a subatomic duck make?
quark.
79. What do you call a bunch of iron atoms at Carnival?
It’s an iron wheel.
80. What kind of fish is made of two sodium atoms?
2.
81. Why are scientists so neat?
They’re all about clean experiments.
82. Why did the scientist bring the thread to the laboratory?
To tie up the unfinished parts.
83. What do you get when you cross a scientist and a baker?
Results are mixed.
84. Why did scientists start gardening?
They heard it was a matter of growth.
85. What is a biologist’s favorite instrument?
Celloo.
86. How would a chemist explain throwing a tantrum?
Sorry, I’ve just reached a boiling point.
87. Why is the story about atoms not reliable?
It has a full half-life.
88.Why did you say that the photon is “just passing through”?
It was an easy ride.
89. Why did the engineer part with the physicist?
She just had excess potential energy.
90.Why did the scientist give up his telescope?
They just couldn’t see eye to eye.
91.Why did the biologist bring a ladder to class?
We help our students reach new heights.
92. How does the moon cut its hair?
It erodes it.
93. Why did bacteria fail the math test?
They could not multiply.
94. What did one DNA strand tell the other DNA strand?
“Please stop imitating me!”
science puns
95. Let’s go! It’s time for Atom to stand up.
96. This is a once in a lifetime photon opportunity.
97. Break for fission chips.
98. You are as much a molecule as a cucumber.
99. Gravity really keeps me grounded.
100. Oh Chemis Tree, Oh Chemis Tree, how beautiful are your branches.
101. The river is flowing, but it is definitely flowing.
102. I was ready to study chemistry with boron.
103. Do I have to write everything in a cell?
104. These leftovers are past their expiry date.
105. Don’t do anything that makes my heart tremble.
106. Think outside the Bunsen burner.
107. It’s all relative to me.
108. Mixing in a luxurious laboratory!
109. Don’t let your style be emphasized.
110. Electricity is more of a charger than life.
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