They say laughter is the best medicine, and what better way to cheer up kids than with a little humor? Honestly, these fun and cheesy dinosaur jokes for kids might elicit some groans, but you’re sure to hear a few laughs, too.
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Favorite Dinosaur Jokes for Kids
1. What do you call someone who puts their right hand in the mouth of a Tyrannosaurus rex?
left handed.
2. What did dinosaurs use to cut wood?
Dinosaur saw.
3. What makes more noise than dinosaurs?
two dinosaurs.
4. What do you call a dinosaur that doesn’t take a bath?
Stink o’ Saurus.
5. What is the best way to talk to dinosaurs?
Long distance.
6. What do you call a paleontologist who sleeps all the time?
Lazy bones.
7. Why did carnivorous dinosaurs eat raw meat?
Because they didn’t know how to barbecue.
8. What does a dinosaur get when he walks through a strawberry field?
Strawberry jam.
9. What kind of dinosaur would make a good police officer?
Tricera police.
10. What is as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing?
The shadow of a dinosaur.
11. What did the dinosaur call her shirt-making job?
Try Sara’s tops.
12. What did the caveman say as he slid down the dinosaur’s neck?
“good bye!”
13. What happens after extinction?
Y stinction.
14. y What comes after stinction?
Z end.
15. What is in the middle of the dinosaur?
The letter S.
16. What did the Tyrannosaurus say during its lunch break?
Let’s take a bite!
17. Which dinosaur can jump higher than a house?
Any dinosaur! You can’t jump off the house!
18. What should I do if a dinosaur sneezes?
Get out of the way!
19. Why did Archeopteryx catch insects?
Because I was an early riser!
20. How do I invite a dinosaur to my cafe?
Tea, Rex?
21. Where do dinosaurs spend their pocket money?
Dino store.
22. What do you call a dinosaur that takes off its armor in the rain?
Stegosau rust.
23. Do you think any of these dinosaur puns are better than Tricera?
I don’t know what to say, but probably not.
24. What do you call a baby dinosaur?
Weelex!
25. What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?
Try Try Triceratops!
26. What do you call a noisy sleeping dinosaur?
Tyranno snores.
27. What do dinosaurs call porcupines?
toothbrush.
28. What did dinosaurs use to drive cars?
fossil fuels.
29. Why didn’t dinosaurs cross the road?
Because there were no roads at that time.
30. What do you call a dinosaur with a rich vocabulary?
thesaurus!
31. What kind of explosions do dinosaurs like?
Dynomite!
32. What does the Triceratops sit on?
This is Tricera Bottom.
33. Why did dinosaurs wear bandages?
Because there was a dinosaur scar.
34. Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because there were no chickens at that time.
35. Why shouldn’t we ask dinosaurs to read us stories?
Because their story is very long.
36. What kind of dinosaur would you become as Harry Potter?
Dinosaur Sorcerer.
37. What do you call a dinosaur without eyes?
Do you think about it, Saurus?
38. What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
Dinosaur snoring.
39. What came after the dinosaurs?
It’s that tail.
40. What do dinosaurs use on the kitchen floor?
reptiles.
41. Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
To eat the chicken on the other side.
42. What kind of games does Brontosaurus like to play with humans?
squash.
43. What is the best thing to do if you see a Tyrannosaurus?
Please pray that I will not be found.
44. Why was Stegosaurus so good at volleyball?
Because he could really spike the ball.
45. How can I successfully raise a baby dinosaur?
Comes with crane.
46. How do you know if there is a dinosaur in your refrigerator?
The door won’t close.
47. How many dinosaurs can you fit in an empty box?
One. After that, the box will not be empty.
48. What would you do if you found a blue Dilophosaurus?
Try to cheer him up!
49. What is a dinosaur’s favorite word?
“Jurassic Time requires Jurassic countermeasures!”
50. How do dinosaurs pay their bills?
Tyrannosaurus check included.
51.Which of the dinosaurs do you hate the most?
comet.
52. Why did Tyrannosaurus part ways with Triceratops?
Because she couldn’t stand his “angry” temper.
53. What do you call a dinosaur that loves to sing Christmas songs?
Carolosaurus.
54. What do dinosaurs eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes—“Mmm, edible!”
55. What kind of music do dinosaurs like?
Jurassic rock.
56. What did the Tyrannosaurus say after they parted ways?
“I don’t know what went wrong, but I’m going to miss you!”
57. Why are dinosaur jokes so popular?
Because they will never become extinct!
58. What do you call a language-savvy dinosaur?
Polyglotodon.
59. What is the dinosaur’s favorite type of exercise?
Running away from extinction.
60. Why do museums make dinosaurs nervous?
It feels a little fossilized.
61. What kind of dinosaurs work in the hospital?
Tops in the triage era.
62. What do dinosaurs say after eating?
“That looks like a dinosaur!”
63. What did the baby dinosaur call its mother?
Mamasaurus!
64. Why do tyrannosaurs make bad comedians?
Their jokes are lame and lack punch.
65. What would you get if a dinosaur crashed your car?
Tyrannosaurus is destroyed.
66. What did Rex say to Woody after eating the toy?
You have a friend in me!
67. What do you call a dinosaur made of cheese?
Gorgonzilla!
68. What do you call it when dinosaurs pass through gas?
A blast from the past!
69. What do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur?
Jurassic Pork!
70. What do you call a Tyrannosaurus rex wearing a cowboy hat and boots?
Tyrannosaurus Tex.
71. What dinosaur can ride in the rodeo?
Broncosaurus.
72. What would you do if you found a dinosaur in your bed?
Find somewhere else to sleep!
73. Can you name 10 dinosaurs within 10 seconds?
Yes, eight Iguanodons and two Stegosauruses.
74. What do you call a dinosaur that was as tall as a house, had long sharp teeth, and 12 claws on each foot?
customer!
75. Why can’t Tyrannosaurus clap its hands?
Because it became extinct.
76. What has a spiked tail, a plate on its back, and 16 wheels?
Stegosaurus wearing roller skates.
77.Why did the dinosaur take a bath?
How to get rid of the old smell!
