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music jokes about songs
1. Knock, knock!
Who is there?
little old lady.
Little old lady, who are you?
oh! I didn’t know you could yodel!
2. What kind of songs do the planets sing?
Neptune.
3. Why did the singer climb the ladder?
She wanted to reach the high notes.
4. What rock band has four men who don’t sing?
Mount Rushmore.
5. What makes a song but doesn’t sing?
Notes.
6. Why are pirates so good at singing?
They can achieve high C.
7. Why do fluorescent lights make a buzzing noise?
Because they have forgotten the language.
8. How do you know if a singer is coming to your house?
I can’t find my keys and I don’t know when I can get in.
9. Why did the choir hire a baseball player?
Because he had perfect pitch.
musical jokes about animals
10. In what key does the cow sing?
Beef flat.
11. What do you call a cow that can play musical instruments?
Muthian.
12. What do you call insects that play music?
Humbug.
13. Why did fish become such good musicians?
He knew his scale.
14. What is that big, gray thing with horns?
Elephant marching band.
15. What kind of music does the rabbit like?
hip hop.
16. What is the musical part of a snake?
The scales.
17. What is Cat’s favorite subject at school?
Mew chic.
18. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive music collection?
“Rock” Osaurus.
19. What do you call a group of whales that play music?
Shachistra.
20. What do you call a fish that plays the piano?
Piano tuna.
21. What kind of music does Lion like?
Rural lion dance music.
22. What do you get when you cross a mole on a sheet of music?
Mogradi.
23. What part of a turkey is musical?
drumstick.
24. What is your cat’s favorite song?
3 blind mice.
piano jokes
25. What is the difference between a piano and a fish?
You can’t catch tuna!
26. Why did the pianist keep banging his head on the keyboard?
He was playing by ear.
27. Why is the piano so difficult to open?
Because the key is inside.
28. What do you get if you drop a piano down a mineshaft?
flat minor.
29. What do you get if you drop a piano on an army base?
flat major.
30. What is the thing that has so many keys but you can’t open the door?
piano.
31. What do swords and pianos have in common?
Both can be B sharp.
32. Where does the pianist go on vacation?
Florida Keys.
33. Where did the music teacher put the key?
On the piano.
musical instrument jokes
34. How do I fix a broken tuba?
Comes with tuba adhesive.
35. What did the robber steal from the music store?
lute.
36. What has a neck but no head?
base.
37. What is your most musical bone?
Trombone.
38. A guitarist told me he was going to hit me with the neck of his guitar.
I said, “Are you worried about that?”
39. What would you say to a musician playing a triangle in an orchestra?
Thank you as always.
40. Some may say that orchestral violinists don’t do much.
They’re just messing around.
41. What is the slang term for harpsichord?
Baroque man piano.
42. What do you say when a kazoo player sneezes?
Cousin Tate.
43. What is a pirate’s favorite instrument?
Guitar Ahrah!
44. What is the best Christmas present in the world?
A broken drum, you can’t beat it.
45. What is Cucumber’s favorite musical instrument?
Pickle O.
46. Why can’t skeletons play church music?
Because they don’t have organs.
47. Why did musicians break up with their guitars?
There were too many strings attached.
48. What do harmonicas and lawsuits have in common?
Everyone is relieved when the case is solved.
49. Why do bagpipers walk while playing?
To escape the noise.
music jokes about composers
50. If Bach falls off his horse but has the courage to get back on his horse and keep riding, what will he gain?
Bach is back in the saddle.
51. Why did Mozart kill the chicken?
I was always running around saying “Bach!” Bach! Bach! ”
52. Why couldn’t the string quartet find a composer?
He was Haydn.
53. What is Beethoven’s favorite fruit?
Bananaaaaaaa.
54. There are many jokes about a certain composer…
We might be able to put you on the list.
55. What type of soap did the composer use?
Anti-BACH-terial.
56. Who is your favorite composer for tea?
Tchaikovsky.
57. What did the composer do before finishing his business?
He made a list.
58.What do you call the bacteria that make music?
Decomposer.
59. Why didn’t Handel go shopping?
Because he was a Baroque man.
Jokes about music genres
60.What kind of music scares balloons?
pop music.
61. What do you get when you cross a sweet potato with a jazz musician?
Yam session.
62. What is your mom’s favorite music?
wrap
63. Why did tortilla chips start dancing?
Because they wear salsa.
64. What do you call a singing elf?
rapper.
65. What do you call clean music?
melodrama.
66. What is the golfer’s favorite type of music?
swing.
67. What is the robot’s favorite music?
heavy metal.
68. What is Avocado’s favorite music?
Whack and roll.
69. What genre of music is the national anthem?
country music.
70. What kind of music does Yama like?
rock.
71. Why did Grandma sit in a rocking chair with her rollerblades on?
Because she wanted to play rock and roll.
72. What music do rats hate the most in the world?
trap music.
music education jokes
73. Why were the musicians arrested?
Because she got into the high register.
74. What did the bartender say to middle C, E flat, and G?
“Sorry, we do not serve minors.”
75. Would you like to hear a joke about staccato?
Don’t worry, it’s too short.
76. Someone keyed the music teacher’s car.
Fortunately, the damage appears to be minor.
77. What do you call a set of musical dentures?
falsetto teeth.
78. Want to hear about fermata?
Don’t worry about it. It’s too long.
79. Are you a major scale?
Because you are completely natural to me.
80. Why don’t musicians get lost?
They are always following the beat.
music jokes about computers
81. What do you call a singing laptop?
Dell-like performer.
82. What is the musician’s favorite part about computers?
keyboard.
83. Which computer brand is most likely to win a Grammy Award?
Ah, Del.
more cheesy music jokes
84. How do you make a bandai?
Please remove their chairs.
85. Why did the musician break up with the metronome?
I couldn’t keep up with his heartbeat.
86. How many concertmasters does it take to change a light bulb?
It’s only one, but it requires four actions.
87. What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Fayonce.
88. Why couldn’t athletes listen to their own music?
Because she broke the record.
89. Why is there music in your hair?
headband.
90. What is the most musical part of your body?
Because you can blow or pick your nose.
91. What sings at a height of 40 feet?
school choir.
92. Why was music coming from the printer?
It was full of paper.
93. How does the sun listen to music?
With radio!
94. What do you get if you put a radio in your refrigerator?
cool music.
95.What song do vampires hate?
“You are my sunshine.”
96. What did the conductor say when the train carrying the orchestra was delayed?
“It’s time to choose another mode of transportation!”
97.Why did the music teacher go to prison?
Because she got caught on a sharp object.
98. Why was the Scarecrow a successful musician?
Because he was outstanding in that field.
99. How does Lettuce listen to music?
headphones.
100. What is the guitarist’s favorite dairy product?
String cheese.
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